Teagan Witko

The Art of Time Calculation and the Illusion of Punctuality

The Art of Time Calculation and the Illusion of Punctuality

Jan 29, 2024 | 3:53pm
Does anyone else set their clocks ahead by a few minutes to avoid being late for everything? It doesn’t work.  I have ALWAYS done this…Setting my clocks ahead was supposed to save me from being in a constant rush, but who am I kidding? Now I’m just a professional at calculating the time in my […]
Most “offensive” emojis

Most “offensive” emojis

Jan 25, 2024 | 2:26pm
According to the New York Post, these are allegedly the most offensive emojis broken down by generation:  Gen Z – 🍑    Gen X – 🍆  Boomers – 🖕  Millennials – 🍻  As a millennial, I cannot explain why my generation hates the “cheers” emoji as much as they do… So make sure you send it […]
The Pantry: where reusable bags go to die

The Pantry: where reusable bags go to die

Jan 24, 2024 | 2:38pm
The accumulation of reusable bags in my pantry is getting out of hand… We’re now living in the era that is the never-ending saga of reusable bags. You forget them at home, buy more. the following week, you repeat the process. It’s like my brain has a vendetta against saving the environment, and it’s using […]
Bad airline passenger? There’s a code name for that

Bad airline passenger? There’s a code name for that

Jan 19, 2024 | 12:01pm
After recently taking a trip, I learned about the notorious Philip, the code name flight attendants give to passengers who suck. Ah, Philip. The elusive name that embodies the essence of frustration and annoyance at 30,000 feet. Derived from the old airline code “PILP,” which stood for “passenger I’d like to punch.” Now, they simply […]
Intense Passion for the Stanley Cup… Tumbler?

Intense Passion for the Stanley Cup… Tumbler?

Jan 9, 2024 | 2:01pm
The internet has finally caught onto the latest trendy phenomenon: the Stanley Cup frenzy. No, NOT the prestigious hockey trophy that teams compete fiercely for each year. Instead, the talk is about a different kind of Stanley Cup – a massive insulated tumbler mug with a price tag that almost requires a person to take […]
GTA: Saskatchewan

GTA: Saskatchewan

Dec 18, 2023 | 4:07pm
It was an interesting weekend of crime in Saskatchewan… There was an ATM heist at a bank in Burstall, SK using a stolen front-end loader. In Regina, another wild series of events after a woman stole a cab, fled police, ran into two businesses, then the Cornwall Centre… And drove through the main floor before […]
Fresh Meat December 9/10

Fresh Meat December 9/10

Dec 8, 2023 | 5:52pm
Every week we listen to a ton of music and dedicate a full hour to the new stuff. Tune in on Saturday at 8 am and Sunday at 8 pm to catch the show… Here are some of the songs we’ll feature this week: BONUS new track:
Give this woman a promotion

Give this woman a promotion

Dec 7, 2023 | 6:02pm
BBC presenter, Maryam Moshiri went viral for flipping off millions of people on live TV this week. In a sincere, matter-of-fact apology, she explained that this resulted from her and her co-workers messing around… something we all do to remain sane at work. Well done, Maryam… and go F**K yourself, San Diego.
New GTA Trailer ft. Tom Petty

New GTA Trailer ft. Tom Petty

Dec 5, 2023 | 4:22pm
We now have a trailer for the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI. Even after information was leaked a day before the release, it took less than 24 hours to beak a record for views online. You might also recognize the song featured in the video… That’s a Tom Petty deep cut. The track, “Love […]

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