Miller High Life has introduced “Dive Bar-Fume”. A scent for the dive bar enthusiasts in your life.

I love dive bars. You know the ones. Low light, mismatched tables and chairs, VLT’s in the open, old jukebox (with Copperhead Road), locals still hacking darts indoors, outdated TV’s, inappropriate bar merch, bags of chips ripped open on the table for all to enjoy, and great wings. The staples for a great dive bar. Miller High Life is showing their appreciation for the dive bars by selling “Dive Bar-Fume” at a price of $60 USD.

So how does it smell like a dive bar? The scent contains notes of cedarwood and patchouli to replicate the smell of a wooden bartop, sea salt to bring in hints of greasy bar fries, and tobacco and leather to remind the smeller of barstools. Even though it should smell like trapped farts.

The cologne is available in a very limited run online.

-Chad